I just spent way too long on this article and the accompanying article. Why do I still care about the Karjenners? Why?

I mean, to be fair, we never really were a civilized country. We were just strong because our neighbor didn’t bomb the shit out of us in two World Wars, and we didn’t get the shit bombed out of us by a foreign power across the world. The US grew from the wars and became the super power. Then we pulled the new money…

I cannot think of a worse sunburn. I’m a dude that burns like a vampire the second I am in the high summer sun. I can’t imagine the blisters this would cause if I went too long.

That Johnny Depp/Amber Heard article is totally not biased towards one of the two parties in question. Glad we are sticking with that whole innocent until proven guilty thing. But I guess that doesn’t sell clicks.

If that sounds successful, ok, then let’s add in a 4 week dating period where you live with another person, not your partner, and “anything goes”.

1. I remember being fascinated by this infomercial.

Griswold v. Connecticut, the 1965 ruling that allowed married couples to use birth control.

How did this guy get elected to a national office? This still confuses me.

Oh, I get it, sorry. Yeah, I’m surprised that they listened to them. I would think the Academy leadership would make their own choice. Maybe they are Scientologists.

Unless you are dead or it is a public safety issue, isn’t it usually up to the victim of the assault whether or not to pursue action? I know nothing about the law, so please don’t come at me.

9 steps for self love?

I too was kind of moved by the whole thing. The opioid crisis knows no bounds when it comes to who it affects. But then the family resumed its normal behavior and I went back to judging them.

Clamato juice has clam in it. But that’s like the third substitution, so I guess it depends on what ingredient stack the creator uses.

Turns out that wasn’t the worst thing he did to her. Yet he still got away with that one too.

Aquaman and Ocean Master! Oh, Patrick Wilson, even when you are bad you are good. I could totally fix him.

Oh wait, I did forget about Pete... Um, I’d be happy to but Kim is currently happily with him, so yeah, oh well, maybe next time... *runs*

No. It isn’t fair. Kate Beckinsale gets all of the hot men. Seriously, her ex-list pretty much lines up with my fantasy list. WHY AM I NOT A SUPER HOT, FAMOUS, RICH WOMAN?????????

I dunno...I feel like that could go wrong Jurassic Park style. I don’t want to be taken out by a hillbilly. I’ve seen that movie.

What about those children from South America or Syria? Oh right, they aren’t blond with blue eyes and pale skin.

or if it’s the kind of thing no one verbally acknowledges in the family