I know, I wrote that hit publish and then was like “oh, yeah, Paris...”

I agree. Positive note, Kim is super rich with presumably good/great security. Plus, in theory, they learned something from the OJ incident. But who knows, Ye (when did that start?) does seem like he might just blow through and do something.

Hey now. I have a family who tolerates me. Think of them.

File this under things I didn’t know I wanted until just now.

They’re still performing...do you think they’ve switched up the outfits?

Bezos’ rockets don’t go high enough. We are going to need a Musk rocket for this trip.

I like Sandra Lee’s vodka shot recipe.

My daughter’s AG doll is in storage where it will remain forever, Woody style, because that shit was expensive. It was a fun trip to the City though, so there is that (that whole thing made this doll like $2,000).

Macron is undeniably hot, except I feel like he has some issues. But maybe that is just me projecting. Not that it actually matters, just like how all these internet people are never going to get with the hot Ukrainian.

Well it has been 20 plus years since the show started...so maybe it is about to come back similar to Friends?

Whoa! I never knew that. I was a mere child in 1988 and never saw this movie, but I certainly saw Forest Gump! Multiple times.

It’s not Wiki official yet.

I think (or at least would like to think) everyone who uses jalapenos has experienced jalapeno in the eye/nose. It is like a right of passage. Right? Please say it isn’t just me.

I always figured it is because of their age, but also British*. When did braces and stuff become standard issue? Someone must have this random knowledge.

My middle name is Michael. I spelled it Micheal until 8th grade when the school secretary was like, “you need to learn how to spell your name”. So Boomers (or maybe Silent Gen?) can be helpful.

Jennifer - no. Adam Brody or whoever played Chip - hard yes. But that’s just because I’m more into dudes. Also, I’m not into being bitten/eaten.

That take out window was the best. It made that bad decision so easily accessible.

I am super excited for the reveal of Bezos’ new boat. I feel like it is talked about so much, now we deserve a walk through.

I’m one of those people who low-key love all of those gross salads and desserts and I’m not even mid-western or mid-west adjacent. I’m from an old New England family...I just really like weird foods. This past Halloween I literally made jello/cool whip filled cauldrons with gummy worms and candy eye balls. I’m also a…

He was also like 16 when that first movie came out. (I just looked it up.) That level of fame in America where it is apparently our right to stalk celebrities would be terrifying to a young person. Especially the Twilight set. I’m not surprised he took a break!