STOP CENSORING ME MISANDRIST

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"Why did the abortion cross the road?"

This is really great advice because, you see, I was trying to decide between Obama and Romney in 2012, and I was having a lot of trouble. Things like supporting my rights/wanting to take away my rights, caring about poor people/laughing at poor people, not hating gay people/hating gay people, wanting better gun…

Amen to that. I had a not-quite-unhinged and certainly-not-fully-hinged period of about six months at one period in my life. I would not have come out sane on the other side of that had I been a celebrity.

Ugh, cannot wait until the GOP ship sinks.

Oh great. I was waiting you guys to post this so I could offer my suggestion on how to beat the GOP at their own (fucking moronic) game:

I hear you. I'm less fat than I used to be (back when I was in actual danger of dying in my sleep), but I've still got a tummy with some give to it. But I think I'm pretty great, and you are too!

Things Heather Simon and Joseph the Lion have in common:

I have a long-standing theory that Steve King is actually a monster who had to flee Maine because of too many nosy horror fans. It now takes it revenge by holding public office and spewing the most vile, asinine things possible to tarnish the Steven King name.

Give it a while. Someone will package some swill, call it brandy, and put their lovely name on it. I think Brandi should do it, obvs.

That's it! That's what I want to do for a living! *sigh* If only.

I hope she got some next, off camera.

I have a cat that will steal any icecream. It isnt too surprising - it's dairy.

My little kitty loves ice cream (except mint) — he even knows what it sounds like when I open a pint, and comes running. He likes everything dairy. Sour cream even.

And don't forget that chocolate is bad for cats, so vanilla is a good, safe flavor.

Joseph the Lion loves:

That lioness definitely has a 'Where's my ice cream?' look on her face.

It is downright shocking how good vanilla ice cream is when I haven't had it in a while.

Oddly enough my cat, Taylor, loves ice cream too! I don't give him that much, but i can't think of anything more adorable than sharing it with him.