You are the best mom. (I'm assuming, don't hurt me.)

Every time there's a new season of Bachelette, or whatever, herpes simplex virus throws a kegger.

I don't know, I don't watch it either. I also hope the answer is no.

Such transgressive. So pervert.

I love Lindy and Laura and Burt, but Mark is the cream cheese frosting.

As I wrote last night on my faceblag:

It was sort of like reading Jezebel in that way. I knew it was wrong and awful and I felt dirty, but I couldn't fucking put it down.

“We have since added additional pixelation to all of the images, including those of the attackers,” wrote editor Jessica Coen in an update to the post. “This post is ultimately about the existence of a video, thus the images ARE the story — without them, there’s nothing. To remove them would be, in effect, to…

Clicks == $$$$

although she edited the comment on the photo to demand that the "haters" take leave of "her dick"

There's a few shitty comments, but the ratio's pretty damned good overall.

I'm sure you're a fucking supermodel.

What's her favorite Instagram filter, I do wonder?

I live out in the country. Photoshop whines every time I try to take it out on a leash.

See also, my default reaction to these sorts of posts now...

Fuck no. Every time they blow up some molehill into a big enormous shit-spewing mountain, they get clicks, and clicks = $$$

Seriously. Every cover of Vogue is photoshopped. Every. Single. One. But this one matters more than all the others.... Why?

Jessica Coen doesn't give a fuck. She gets a lot of clicks on shit like this, so she keeps running it.

Honestly the bounty just put me immediately in mind of John Cook's clusterfuck of trying to raise money for the Rob Ford Crack Video, and we all know how well THAT turned out.