VirginiaSeaHorse
Heather Simon
VirginiaSeaHorse

"You're not like us, go visit this special room where we don't have to look at you."

My hubby got one of the new Nokia Lumia 2520 tablets (he's been wanting a tablet for-evar and I got a super good deal on it), but otherwise, Christmas is canceled this year. We had to make an emergency trip to the east coast when hubby's dad passed away right after Thanksgiving, and it ate up my funding.

I distinctly recall one woman making herself Internet Famous by complaining on facebook about how "fat" the starving kids in Africa were, so... Apparently not.

Which still doesn't diminish the fact that Americans don't know what to look for, so they don't know what to see.

Most of the time people are more than willing to show off, even if all they have to show off is raging cluelessness.

That's a firing offense, that...

LA CEEEEEEEEEE! :)

The thing about kwashiorkor (the distended-belly hunger) is that a lot of clueless Americans look and say, "That kid can't be hungry, look at how fat he is!"

I wrote her a very heart-felt note, using all of my hard-won Jezzie knowledge: "Hie thee to a VS store and get your bad self measured!" (Well, not verbatim, but close.)

I hope she likes it! I picked one out in classic black, and got a beanie with ear-flaps off Zappo's - the wind in winter in Seattle can be brutal. I also tossed in a gift card for VS, because a girl who has to ask charity for a warm winter coat is probably lacking in good, stable foundation garments. And a hat that I

A request on our company "Giving Tree" this year was from a 15-year-old girl who wanted a warm winter coat and beanie for her head. I found it to be pretty sad - and couldn't resist helping. I asked around and got really good feedback on the Victoria's Secret peacoat, $99:

Dear Santa, please bring me one of those wacky trees this year. Thanks, and have some "special" cookies as you go...

Dear god - have you no shame?

95% of the time, weight lost is re-gained. Everyone thinks they'll be the statistical anomaly.

Take a look at this thread and bear in mind that many, many trolls have been coming out of the woodwork to tell me what a horrible, shitty, zomgfat person I must be for suggesting that maybe we try and find peace with ourselves instead of turning ourselves into advertisements for what we OUGHT to be (and this IS an

The only thing she demonstrably is from the gif is "thinner" and I don't come to Jez to get "hey look at this weight loss" shoved down my throat.

I'm a fat bitch all right. :)

"Accomplishment" - I'm sorry, did her weight loss cure world hunger or something?

Because I'm tired of the answers to all of life's problems being, "lose weight, fattie har har har". In a nutshell.