I simply try not to be so judgmental of others when I know nothing of their situation. Good to see you don't feel the need to operate under such scruples.

Yup.

I would really love to know what color the sky is in your world. I say this as a ridiculously devoted wife who could never hope to find a better partner.

I'd find out how many words your other eighteen comments on this thread have, but I don't hate myself enough.

wtf? you can also get it from "protected" sex, jackhat.

Yeah, that still doesn't help me with the, "wtf bug was I looking at last Friday cuz it's Tuesday now and I had some wine between then and now, what's my name again? I forget." :)

He was great when I moved in. So typical.

I love federal holidays and long weekends, but I'll be straight, I absolutely hate the resulting shorter work-week. It's tough to fit in 40 hours of work in 32 hours. And I have a memory like a steel sieve, so I always forget wtf I was working on before I left for the holiday. I feel like a bumbling idiot.

Landlord was already mad at me for breaking my lease (lost my job, none to be found in Sac) and not providing him an opportunity to find his own tenants. (For real. I found him new tenants and he was openly resentful about it.)

They took over the lease on the apartment, and the landlord told them to pay me my security deposit. They did so, minus the cost of repairing, say, a bike tire because she clawed it. This was after I let them live there rent-free for months.

I let a couple of "friends" stay at an apartment I had in one city while I worked in another (the dot-com bubble crash of 2001). They moved all their shit in to my apartment, including their cats, and locked up my cat in a bathroom so their cat could have reign of the house. And then they charged me for the damage my…

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The results of abstinence-only education, where idiot commenters parade their lack of knowledge around for all to see. Bravo, young man.

Kids and animals don't have the "fight back" option, generally, so I do find it more egregious.

Good job this week, Sara. I now know how it feels to want to c**t-punch someone. Hurt my cat(s) and the same will come to you. Normally I'm really non-violent, but animals and kids never deserve to be some fucking bully's punching bag.

Addiction is no joke, and crack is designed to pull you in and leave you wanting nothing but another hit. I can't stand the Kardashians but I've always had a soft spot for Khloe and Lamar. I hope they can work through it, and that Lamar can get the help he needs and figure out how to adapt his life without drugs.

Wedgies know no sex.

(Under HIS belt, even. Rage. Words hard.)

This whole post is a paean to why Kotaku commenters can, by and large, go fsck themselves.

Yeah, screw that girl who was forced by circumstance to act like an adult when she was supposed to be acting like a kid. It's all her fault, not the guy with 50 years life experience under her belt.

That's a lot of lovers in your post. ;)