Well, one thing to know is that they're hard to get off the line (they need a "granny gear", because first gear's ratio isn't enough). Never cruise next to a truck, because if a tire blows out, that shit's going through your windshield. You can "draft" a truck if you want to be an asshole about fuel economy, but they…

In a way, I knew exactly why: Because all the manly-man straight guys I was exposed to growing up were pervs, all of them. The gay guys were pretty *and* didn't molest me. Win-win!

Technically, you're supposed to turn your headlights on/off for the signal. It's easier to do in a truck. People who are being tailgating jerknobs tend to flash their brights like you're at a rave. If you do a single or double flash, it's the universal "I see you and I've given you room to move, you're safe to…

The worst was when they were in-person crushes, and they came out when I was a teenager, and I was all like, "... Oh."

Oh, hell no. Every time I had a crush on a guy when I was a kid, he turned out to be gay. Not going down that road again.

When I watched "Ice Road Truckers", the shit they did looked exhausting. They had to get out in freezing-ass temps to secure their loads with tie-downs and clamps and shit.

My dad was a 25-year-career trucker. My mom taught me the ways of the trucker when I was 14. When a trucker wants to get into my lane, I give them plenty of room and flash my headlights at them to let them know when it's safe. They flash their tail-lights at me in response.

Bethenny is why I don't take stock advice from random strangers on the interwebs, especially not ones who have their train wreck lives on display.

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One of my best friends is a full foot taller than me, but otherwise we have basically the same body type. She says she's the "stretch model". ;)

Lane Bryant leggings under my dresses and skirts when I wear them, they are a lifesaver.

That's definitely the other problem with clothes off-the-rack for us fatties. With my smaller chest, I have to be very careful about the cut of any tops I wear. Very, very careful. And not bend down. And constantly tug on the back of the top so it stops riding down and showing everyone my hot pink bra.

What what what? I only found out I was a yellow like, last year. They fit like a dream. I'll be sad if they've deep-sixed them.

Oh hell yeah, I lucked out with a fairly small chest (especially for a fat girl), but I have enough problems with my "ladies being in charge". I have lots of bigger-chested friends and for them it's awful. It's like designers do it on purpose, to aid "the male gaze".

Lane Bryant Right Fit jeans and something from shirt.woot.com is my daily uniform.

I love Evans, myself.

Double-suck: Being a fat, short girl. Every single piece of clothing I ever buy needs tailoring.

Huzzah! I love Jezzies!

They offer assistance with all kinds of abortion funding needs, so I imagine if it's part of the procedure, then yes, they might help. Each fund is different though.

I set up a monthly donation to the Lilith Fund when Wendy Davis did her filibuster. You can find a local abortion fund to donate to (or to get help from if you are in need) here: http://www.fundabortionnow.org/