Shadow from having large lips.

I love Jez but they need a proofreader desperately. #hireme

“a mother who’s daughter is ...”

Completely off-topic but that lip colour is to die on her (rip Milihellen)

Yeah, I went to college with this guy. He was already like that 20 years ago.

Hey, fellow parent here, but I think that your xmas card picture sounds like one of those internet “Parenting: You’re Doing it Right!” moments. You’re teaching your child to have a sense of humor, not take things too seriously, fulfill family obligations, have fun, and most importantly, be confident in herself. Any…

This is our first Christmas as a married couple so I ordered some photo cards. It has a picture of us on our honeymoon, but most importantly, these photos of the cats:

Yea and the way he speaks to the press constantly about her life (despite not being in it) is super gross. If you feel the need to publicly air your grievances over your strained relationship (and probably getting paid for it), it shows that you’re a manipulative ass.

First couple of dozens of replies belie my prediction. People are seeing the truth in Nigella’s comments. Very cool.

At it’s extreme, this type of obsession with “clean eating” is called orthorexia. It’s a recognised disorder. When people get so involved in a certain type of restrictive diet, such as paleo, it can be really harmful. But often it’s not picked up, and people who are obsessive are celebrated as super-healthy role…

Millennials are each a special flower.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Do tell? Why is this? I can’t help but feel shame, embarrassment, and remorse for shit all the time, even sometimes when I actually haven’t done anything wrong and people are like, “Why are you apologizing?” But it seems there are a lot of people incapable of even realizing when they’ve done something stupid, mean, or…

I am going to use this opportunity to shamelessly brag about the pies that I did, in fact, make by hand from scratch. It took about 2.5 days and a lot of fucking butter.

It’s a false comparison. I don’t think we should ignore Trump because he’s bad, I think we should ignore Trump because his power *ONLY* comes from his media presence. Shitstains like Westboro Baptist and Isis and whateverthefuck else actually have ideologies and deeply held religious beliefs, however twisted and…

Like a trash monster that feeds on sewage, it only makes him stronger.

you know that Adam Levine has one of those voicemails where he says “hello?” And pauses and makes you think he actually answered the phone and then he says “just playin you know what to do”

The world's greatest pecan pie recipe is on the back of the Karo syrup bottle. My MIL let me in on the secret to her perfect pecan pie.