America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

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Ha! I was teaching a play written in the 1920s to first-year college students, and the central character in the play wants desperately to have sex with her boyfriend, but doesn’t want to be a “bad” girl. One of my students said, “I don’t get it. Why doesn’t she just go on birth control?”

from this huffpost (ugh I know) article about 3 UN workers coming to america to assess gender inequality:

And he calls himself

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

Yeah Pregnancy tests are gross. I’m gonna skip the middle man and just fill a decorative mason jar with my pee to give my husband.

i hope people start endorsing tampons too

I can’t remember my own phone number most of the time, but the lyrics to Prince Ali are permanently embedded in my brain meat.

Cultural inertia and economics. For some time now it’s been more expensive to be thin than fat. People associate wealth with slimness and minimalism, in models and in design. Also, people as a whole just aren’t that great at changing their minds about things that much.

Do it. Just do it. If it’s something you want and you can go somewhere legit, have at it. Your husband won’t even notice (if my experience is any guide).

I used to work with models. I’m slender, 5’7”, size 6 about 135lbs. I am twice the size of any of the models - and most actresses - I worked with. At an audition for a minor role, I was up for the part of the “pudgy pal.” The “normal sized” actress was 5’1” and maybe 90lbs. Her ribs and spine showed through her sheer…

The focus should be on the ages of the models. If the fashion industry stopped using Teenagers that haven’t even finished or in some cases started developing that would help a lot with the thinness of models. It’s really messed up that the ideal body for a model is that of a child.

Say what you want to about Jafar, but that man is a leader.

Wait. What? How old are you?

Sure.

yeah what the SHIT was that?

Yeah, the Dr Meisen guy is the infamous Gawker troll devotee TamatoFace’s umpteenth account. They promoted his thread in the Shkreli hoodie post to the front page. Probably an intern or something is my bet. Same with Rom Romberts, but that guy’s content is at least funny.

Off-topic, Hillary, but can you promise me that Jezebel’s content will never get so bad that they have to resort to front-paging a serial troll’s thread for clicks like they’ve done on Gawker? Christ, that place has been a sinking ship for months now; will someone be merciful and put them out of their misery?