I love my fillers and my botox. I am team plastics forever. Most of my friends thought I was crazy when I said I was going in for the needle. I am late 30s too but look younger than I should given the hell I have put my body through (thank you mother). But time is marching on and it has set up trench warfare on both…

LOL the worst when I was late in my pregnancy was when people would say “get your sleep now! While you can!” And I was like “FUCK YOU IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND I HAVE TO PEE ALL THE TIME. I’M NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP.”

Question, do fillers help with the jowls on one’s jawline too? That’s what bugs me most about my face and I’ve been thinking about doing something about them.

I wish there was a list somewhere of all the causes/diseases/medications/procedures that benefit from fetal tissue donation. So we could point to it and say, “Well, then I guess you won’t be getting any of these, since you are so against this type of research. Bye Felicia.”

My kids were born very premature and were in the NICU 7 weeks. I would bet my life that the care they received was somehow possible because of fetal tissue research or something similar. That is my go to line when I heard an IRL person complaining about this. But by all means, let’s cremate a fetus rather than using…

Do it. And honestly? Don’t tell your husband!

I have just moved into the “more than a tablespoon of food makes me want to die” phase. I don't know how people do this more than one or two times.

Right? Like thanks for the ego boost but let’s be real, when I look in the mirror it’s my overthinking brain I’ll be listening to not yours.

Remember when Tom Brady had plastic Ken Doll hair and looked like a total tool? I do!

I miscarried fairly late (18 weeks) and I donated. It made me feel better to think that maybe something that could help others might come out of a very bad day.

My mom too! She also hated Bill Cosby, Woody Allen, and Tom Cruise before it was cool.

Congratulations! I was never more firmly pro-choice than when I was pregnant. Being the carrier of life is hard work, and not to be taken lightly. Only the willing should undertake it.

My late mom loathed Tom Brady before loathing him was cool, or even a thing...she would be loving this Trump business. She was always right.💕

Cheetahs have amazing spatial intelligence but I sure as shit wouldn’t take one’s opinions on politics very seriously.

Now that you mention it why was burial at sea not an option?

As someone who works with donated body parts, all the handwringing about the tone of the discussions just about made my head explode. The videos I saw were perfectly fine; the tone was matter-of-fact and not sentimental, but that’s how everyone who works with any kind of donated tissue or bodies talks. If we all had…

Plan B? This shit is great! They should call it Plan A. ~ Amy Schumer

31 weeks here, had a miscarriage at 9 weeks a year ago, I would have gladly donated as well. Once again all they want to do is limit our ability to make choices for ourselves. Enjoy the next 8 weeks, if you can find a comfortable position to exist in feel free to let me know!