It’s like Winnie the Pooh

When my babies were that little, I would just pose them with their finger in their nose while they slept.

Any man in only a shirt is awful.

What is it with Paper and butts? Literally the only thing I associate with that magazine are butts.

Our hair and skin are so much happier when we don’t fuck with them...

How can Lynne Ramsay have been drunk and abusive on set if she never showed up for the first day of shooting? Did she show up on the second day?

Go on...

That’s a pretty perfect way to describe him! He’s cute but I bet he sheds like crazy :)

Brad Pitt is like a golden retriever. Cute, loving, and tends to run into closed glass doors. He’s never struck me as very bright.

Yeah, Brad has never seemed terribly bright. A very inconsiderate and tone-deaf statement, to be sure, but not malicious.

Someone on my Facebook posted this fantastic article that was titled something like “12 Times an Armed Citizen Stopped a Mass Shooting.” The authors found twelve examples, twelve fucking examples in eighteen years. We've had over 350 mass shootings THIS FUCKING YEARS ALONE. Fuck off with your ammosexual wet dreams.

Could be worse. You could have had a 35th birthday party overrun with professional teens who aren’t even related to you. (Seriously, that sounds like the worst.)

I'm dying to know, too.

Normally I would be so happy to see a Dirtbag without a Kardashian in it FOR ONCE but I’m dying to know what they named the baby - DYING.

I love it! I named my son after my late father AND my brother has the same name too! It’s a little confusing, too many Daves, but I love it.

someone upthread posted “Bob” and I was like “but that’s her dad’s name it makes perfect sense”

I went to school with a Wesley (Wes) Coast. He did not have an easy time of it, but that was long before North West came along.

My vote is still Wylde West.

I’d have a new sense of respect for her if she named the baby for her father or something like that. A traditional name for a celeb kid would be refreshing.