Yeah, non-stretchy jeans are like strait jackets for my legs. NOPE.
Author Daniel Handler (more widely known as The Series of Unfortunate Events’ Lemony Snicket) and illustrator/artist…
Perfect for trips to the liquor store before you curl up on your couch to watch Netflix, get real drunk alone and avoid leaving the house from December-March.
I keeeep buying cheap boots and they keeeep wearing out after 1 season. I dont have a single pair of “fall boots” that dont have a janked up heel or toe
Oh man affogato. *googly heart eyes*
But that wasn’t actually a real Barbie that was made...
I want those sunglasses, Reese.
Just reading that sentence made my dick retract to somewhere near my lungs.
Foil irritates cat ears from a distance. Directly on its ears, it must be excruciatingly loud.
I feel so bad for that cat but I can see the murder in his eyes.
He is always this crass. This is absolutely tame for the vitriol and idiocy that normally spews from his mouth.
No, unless Mars has oxycontin.
I’ve seen a video of an illegal extraterrestrial alien autopsy. It’s legs were kicking, it was breathing, and someone said “keep it alive we need to harvest it’s brain.”
On Tuesday, September 29, Planned Parenthood health centers will offer free STD testing in 28 cities. The offering…
But they do that to all the candidates, and it’s funny. Why should Carly get deferential treatment?
Fiorina is worse. Because she actually sounds like she knows what she’s talking about. It’s not about what you say so much as how you say it, and she spoke with clarity and authority. Even though she was lying. Bachmann always sounded like your alcoholic crazy neighbor lady.
Why would any abortion provider birth a live baby just to kill it on video? What is going on in Fiorinas mind that she actually believes this could happen?