SCRUBS IS THE BEST

I unabashedly love the Garden State soundtrack, and I will not apologize for that.

HOT TAKE: Maybe Garden State wasn’t actually that bad?

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

“Welcome to Zales. Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”

Why? He's not in a position of journalist or news reporter. He had no obligation to objectivity.

First time I saw any of her videos at all, she used the word “chesticles” to refer to women’s breasts at least a dozen times unironically. That was the last time that I saw any of her videos until this one.

Plenty of the fat women she’s attacking also have conventionally unattractive faces, and doing the “They may be fat, but you’re ugly, which is worse!” thing is just doubly hurtful to us.

I MISS LINDY.

I hope so, too. God, seventh grade was hell for me. It was the year where I grew out of chubbiness (temporarily, anyways) and my boobs got huge. I didn’t think the teasing could have been any worse than when I was chubby, but the boobs did it. And the girls were waaaaay worse than the boys - brutal. Good job fighting…

I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.

OMG OMG LINDY! Yes, nails it.

She was trying to be the low-rent version of Jenna Marbles.

I have zero clue who this person is. I tried to watch the Dear Fat People video but she was very shrill and it is late and I’m old. If she’s a comedian, she isn’t a very good one.

How edgy to make fun of people everyone already makes fun of. Kudos, brave comedian! So smart, such a uniting force! Bravo!

Put the foodstirs in your foodmouth and swallow it.

“Sodium bicarbonate!? That sounds like a toxin!”