The bigger her lips get, the more his chin recedes.

They both have terrible voices. Perry constantly sounds strained, like she's pushing out a big poop.

...actually I don’t feel THAT strongly either way, but I do think 1989 is a pretty solid album and Katy Perry tends to annoy me more than Taylor Swift

You mean when supplemented by auto tune? Perry can’t sing live, which means she can’t sing. I don’t know about Swift - I’m not a fan (it’s not my genre) - but Perry is surface over substance.

It really is amazing. It takes talent to write a lyric that basically quotes a universally mocked scene from American Beauty, and then drop it with that kind of sincerity. Katy and 2 Chainz are the best in the game at bad lyrics and I love them both so hard.

Major Cleavage.

Go to your local Ulta. Get them to do your make-up. Ask questions about what they’re doing while they’re doing it. Buy the product if you can afford it. Especially the urban decay setting spray and the long wear lipstick. Then practice on yourself. I just spent the weekend at Dragon con and I am totally going to brag.…

Resistance is futile. I went from, “Ugh, her voice is so thin and all her songs are crap” to “I NEED to get good seats to the T. Swizz show!” There was no transition time and I honestly don't know what happened. I was the obnoxious mom scream singing Shake It Off and making my 9 year old wave her lighted bracelet…

This is such a terrible picture.

lmao going to start publishing under the first name Ainsley

I saw that when I was a kid and it was more than 30 years ago—even thought Political Correctness wasn’t what it is now, I was mortified. I was too young to know that was Mickey Rooney, but I knew it was a parody of stereotypes. I didn’t know what “yellowface” was, but I turned to my Dad and said “That’s like…

That’s just confirming their own biases when they believe that J.K. Rowling must by default be male, otherwise it’s fraud. She didn’t assume a completely different identity, that *is* her name and she’s entitled to abbreviate to just her initials if that’s what she wants to do.

I just realized who it reminds me of - Data from Star Trek.

Resting ‘Berg face

He looks like what aliens would come up with if asked to simulate a human face. Very odd, even uncanny.

To be fair, I don’t know that he can really look any other way. No judgement, maaaaybe a little bit of sympathy from this here terminal case of RBF.

I don’t want Spiffy! I’m a Dapper Dan man.

I get the feeling that Randall’s neighbor had been habitually not cleaning up after his dog and the neighbor filed the restraining order to make himself look like the “victim”.

You shouldn’t smear dog crap on your neighbor’s door, sure. But also, you need to pick up after your dog. That’s part of what you sign up for when you adopt a dog.