My aunt lived in Alaska for about 35 years, and in visiting her and talking with her friends, I never knew Denali was actually called McKinley by anyone. Whoops.

Hahaha. I grew up in Alaska, and all the Alaskans on my facebook feed are like “it’s about time!” on this whole Mckinley —-> Denali business. I always called it Denali. Bristol is ridiculous and being contrary just to be contrary.

My great has been a missionary in Alaska for 40+ years. My family has visited often and it’s ALWAYS been called Denali almost exclusively by the vast majority of locals.

Nobody cares about your boner though...

From Bristol Palin’s blog:

I know literally nothing about Arkansas except that the way it is spelled is very misleading to how it is pronounced.

Because she got paid to say that.

anyone else ever hear about strumpets and think baked goods?

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

But we all have that crazy relative who even after someone posts the Snopes article about it will be all “well you know, they are not always right there”

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

Wow, that was him? He is really good ant being creepy as fuck, apparently. I always remember him as the most frightening X-Files mutant ever.

I am at work, trying not to fart, right now. I can’t tell if reading this story is helping or hindering me.

Hutchinson is much for famous for those 2 episodes of The X-Files he did, than LOST.

My inner self is a bitter old drunk with a cheese obsession. Am I doing this wrong?

I have got to do what you know everyday that means you have to check on blood on your clothes or face. Are you a vampire slayer? 00 agent? Medical professional?

My 14 year old self would be like ‘ eff this shit. Jesus isn’t gonna squeeze these pimples’

People like to dismiss all celebrity perfumes as being terrible, but they’re really not. Some of them are—maybe even most of them are. There’s a lot of shit out there, no doubt. But there are enough gems that it’s a real mistake to write them all off without exception.

I could totally get behind this