Violining
Violining
Violining

I’ll be totally honest. The true fuckery of cultural appropriation didn’t really sink in for me until the Miley twerking debacle. I don’t mean to say that before that I thought it was okay, I just, for better or worse, probably hadn’t thought about it as much as I should have. But when she started twerking all over

Lindsay looks good there tbh. I wish I had that outfit to wear to my bday party tonight.

Holy shit I’m throwing out my yoga mat. Is this from the same interview where she talks about Nicki minaj?

I used to get annoyed by that, but I feel like it’s so colloquially accepted now that there’s no point in differentiating in situations like this, where the (alleged) fan or whatever just meant “in the crotch region.”

When we were young my sister and I called ours some odd things... she used “front butt” and “back butt”. Mine were Maggie and Oscar. When we got older (I could not bring myself to say “grew up” because still waiting for that to happen to me) she was going for a procedure. She was still a little loopy afterward so

I’ve never, ever. And I’ve had a lot of pregnant friends/coworkers!

In every recitation I’ve read, Walken had nothing to do with it. He was shooting a movie with Wood and was on the Wagner’s yacht that evening, but was already in his own cabin asleep when the Wagners began fighting and Robert Wagner may or may not have killed his wife.

We hatessss the hobbitses, Vern!

The black gate of Mordor.

Making it harder to get guns makes it easier for organized criminals to get guns! Fucking spotless reasoning. I forgot how many school shootings are carried out by cartel members already in the United States. We wouldn’t want to give them the edge.

I mean, I bet Alison Parker read Jezebel. She was young and media-literate. She might well have been one of us. The next people who will die could be you and me. Or a person reading this right now. Sitting at their desk, feeling upset about this incident and not knowing that their name will be in the mouths of

Honestly, right when they cut to her, she probably wasn’t paying attention to what was happening on the remote broadcast and just knew something that wasn’t supposed to happen did. Nothing against her personally, that’s just the way morning local news operates. Going to remote gives the people in the studio time to do

I’m not watching the clip. At all. I just can’t. I can’t take much more of America’s fucking bullshit. Seriously, America needs to get its shit together posthaste

You mean you don’t want to live in a world where every road rage incident, every instance of line-cutting, and every heated argument at a kid’s sports game ends in a gun fight?

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

If talk of teachers being armed didn’t break your spirit I don’t know what will.

I am honestly sorry you had to watch that video, Anna, because I will not be. This is just horrific.

Dave Franco is what James Franco should aspire to be.