Or the time he said Hurricaine Katrina was caused by all the gays in New Orleans

Not as batshit crazy as when he said that God smote the Space Shuttle Columbia for our lack of support for Israel.

Thanks! I never wanted to sleep again anyway. Every noise I hear tonight will be that thing scuttling under my bed.

“Two more inches would be great.”

On May 27, she was seen ordering “all this crazy food — including multiple appetizers like mozzarella sticks and several different pasta dishes like spaghetti Bolognese.”

Wait, Kylie and Kendall are two different people?

When my dad got sick and after he died, I really finally understood this. I was never the type to offer stupid platitudes, but my experience really reinforced the idea. The worst things you can say to someone grieving is shit like, “God never gives us more than we can handle.” Or “everything happens for a reason.”…

This was the part that started the waterworks for me. “I have gained a more profound understanding of what it is to be a mother, both through the depth of the agony I feel when my children scream and cry and from the connection my mother has to my pain. She has tried to fill the empty space in my bed, holding me each…

He's definitely one that would correct your bedroom skills as the deed continued.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

This. Thank you. She poses in a leotard on the cover of a magazine for glam shots after extensive plastic surgery, and we’re supposed to be shocked that people comment on her looks?

Same. I grew up doing it without knowing what it was (besides AWESOME AS SHIT) until I turned thirteen and we were given the Sex is Evil speech in my church youth group and how masturbation was really freaking bad and made you less worthy, and I spent years thinking I was a shameful sinner but being too embarrassed to…

Come and knock on our door....

That men would pretend to be trans to come to the college.

sorry Jia girl agree to disagree because this shirt is amazing and you are spilling your haterade right down the front of it

Such a gorgeous woman, and yet most of what she wears (by Dior) is so odd to me and doesn’t match her personality at all.

And YOU are an ASSHOLE.

Sigourney Weaver is pretty tall... but I’m stumped. Is Christie Brinkley about 60?

Well said. But there’s also something about the conservative Christian response that bugs me. ALOT. They act like men are thinking about sex & rape ALL. THE. TIME. They act like all men would molest/rape if they knew they could get away with it. One of the Duggar in laws seemed to imply that all men would have done…