I feel like Cosmo has been behind black plastic blinders in the grocery stores here for ages. I’m in Washington State.

It's Armenian! Any last name that ends with -ian or -yan is Armenian in origin.

DOGGIE

Who else here among us Olds remembers when Chloe Sevigny was an intern for Sassy Magazine?

Man, this is depressing. I'm turning 37 next month, and while I feel like I look pretty good, healthy, and young-ish, I feel like I'm fading from fuckability. It's a weird feeling.

Starring for Huge Actman

Nobody cares about your boner

Wat. Jesus. That sounds like torture. I’mma just hang out at home with my dog and my sweatpants.

I feel like that’s crossed the boundary from nose hair to nose-mustache.

*full body cringe*

BUT WHOSE THUMB?

Yay! Most medical professionals agree that in terms of risk to the fetus, a depressed mother is a lot more harmful than a dose of antidepressants. And honestly, for many of them, there aren’t any known side effects at all, but they can’t formally test them on pregnant women because of the ethical complications.

True story:

You can totally take Zoloft. I did, and my baby's awesome.

Chill.

Oh my god same here. I’m so sorry. I was near suicidal, and verbally abusive to my husband. Ironically, I felt wonderful as soon as my son was born. Euphoric even.

Yes it can. Living proof right here. I was near suicidal.

How much did you pay??!!

Yessss.