Don't be ashamed! Jesus, I didn't even LOOK at my placenta when my son was born. I roll my eyes so hard at placenta-eaters.

And she's from montana!

Or the time he said Hurricaine Katrina was caused by all the gays in New Orleans

I think she looks like a Diane.

Aw, what a sweet mom you are!

Really? Tell us more

I'm 36 and I totally look up to them

I swear I’m not creepy just following you around and starring your comments...you’re just killin’ it today! Thanks for being awesome.

Holy shit your username is genius. Bravo.

Plus no one’s showing you the photos from the six-week ultrasounds. They're showing you the 18-week ones, where you can actually see, like, a facial profile and stuff. The six-week ultrasounds literally look like a tiny blob.

I've loved her since I first saw her in magazines in the early nineties. She's got the most beautiful face. Those cheekbones are magnificent. There's just something so haunting about her.

Yeah but these soldiers sustained the wounds on the job that prevent from conceiving

Clean Bandit’s song “Rather Be” is my jam. And that’s some serious violin playing there. Unlike Lindsay Stirling, who actually plays no better than my more advanced high school violin students.

Assistant professor *is* tenure track.

I’ve heard of this “glorification of busy” and I just don’t get it. I’m busy because I work three jobs to keep food on the table. When people ask me how I’m doing and I sigh, “busy!” it's not that I *want* to be this exhausted. I kind of don't have another option.

Because kissing dogs is awesome?

Oikos? Fuck that shit.

It *is* so much better! She looks relaxed and happy, not the “sexy” open-mouth slack jaw face in the cover shot. This photo gives me feels.

Not all kinds of ticks carry Lyme disease.

Nah, the composer James Newton Howard wrote the score for those movies.