Nope. Not what it means. Like if I say, “last week I watched the penultimate episode of Mad Men,” it doesn’t mean I watched the second-best episode. It means I watched the second-to-last.

Wait, I thought “penultimate” meant “second to last”?

Haters to the left.

c’monnnnnnnnnn tell us

“Charlize Theron was seen with a large shiny thing on her fourth finger. Is Sean Penn to blame?”

Thank you! That's our shelter dog, Ben. He's been my companion, my therapist, my wiggly ball of joy, for ten years now.

He's on Bates Motel.

WHAT THE FUCK.

That baby is definitely pooping.

My husband pronounces quinoa like it rhymes with Winona

Squeeeeeee!

Sounds like the Babywise method. It’s...controversial.

I’m 11 months in to the whole momming thing, and so far, yes, it’s relentless and nonstop, especially in the very beginning. It’s unbelievable. BUT. That period of time is soooo brief. It’s so much easier now. But, I mean, I do sometimes miss the days when I could just take a Sunday and stay in bed watching Netflix…

Welp, I guess we know what Tom and Katie *weren’t* doing while she was pregnant

This is so adorable!

Saaaaaaaaame.

Yep. It's punishing innocent children for having idiot parents.

I'd never heard of it until college, when I had an Armenian-American roommate.