I fucking hate the snot monsters. Just say no to anthropomorphized bodily excretions.

My little brother and his wife don't use sheets. I do. He's 32 and I'm 35. He says it's "generational", like, millennials don't use sheets. My mom and I think he's crazy. Isn't it easier to use sheets and wash 'em than have to take the comforter cover off and wash that? I don't know, man. Youths.

entertainment weekly has always been like that. Before I started reading Gawker and Jez, I got all my snarky pop culture analysis from EW. It's good stuff, well written.

It's really not a big deal if you do. The doctors, midwives, nurses and whomever have all seen it before. And there's so much going on you probably won't even realize you pooped.

Target has waaaay better clothes. There are literally zero clothes at Walmart I would wear. Target's clothes, while still not fantastic quality, are modern and stylish. And affordable.

yeah, the post-yawn lip smacks are definitely the best part.

Wait, serious question: do people actually hike in the Death Valley backcountry in July? It sounds wildly dangerous. I was there in March or April and it was oppressively hot. I mean, you'd have to carry gallons of water to be safe, right? It seems impossible to do safely.

Solidarity! My baby is 6 weeks old today! We can do this. Also, congratulations!

I have bangs and I lurrrve them. I say do it!

ooh it is pretty! Love the braid and the bangs.

WHAT.You have Taylor Swift hair? Tell me your secrets.

Nevermind.

• "Shemar Moore straight up flexed for the paparazzi at the beach. This is news."

Are you a park ranger? Or search and rescue? That's awesome. And I totally agree with your point about jumping to judgment over how people should or shouldn't react.

I think this is a really sweet story. And the story behind your tattoo is meaningful and beautiful. Sorry you lost your dad.

It's so good.

trader joes has chocolate-covered potato chips

awww yeah! Just had my first baby four weeks ago and I'm 35!

A ginger hobbit who sings nauseatingly twee songs about things crumbling like pastries.

Yeah, I saw that too. I remember thinking it was odd, since I'd heard a while ago that Juicy wasn't doing well.