I REMEMBER THE LEVI'S SINGING BELLY BUTTONS! For weeks I annoyed my family by making my belly button sing Diana Ross.

OH MY GOD this gif keeps getting better! Now with 100% more Mark Wahlberg!

"You can't have it both ways."

how about "we're expecting" or "we're having a baby"?

I love your autocorrect. That made me literally LOL. Method Smoking Homophones will be my new band name.

Anyone else miss John Frieda Spotlight Detangler? That was, hands down, the best detangler I've ever used. I have baby-fine hair that somehow works itself into the tightest web of knots just by breathing on it wrong. John Frieda, why do you hurt us so??

yay! I haven't read that one, but I read The Panic-Free Pregnancy, and that has a lot of commonsense advice. I almost feel like it's my civic duty to defy all those Sanctimommies who deny themselves *everything* during pregnancy. I'm not gonna stop having my coffee, sushi, and soft cheese, dammit!

the only thing that ever worked for my bacne was Accutane :/

37 weeks pregz right here! I had sushi for dinner last night, I've been eating soft cheese my entire pregnancy (as long as it's pasteurized, which most cheese is), and I ate a shit-ton of grilled oysters the other day. I couldn't have made it this far otherwise.

I don't know, maybe he's using a bit of hyperbole. I was a high-functioning alcoholic, in the sense that I was still getting up in the morning, doing my job, and generally still functioning at life. But I was *miserable*. I felt like I was dying a slow and agonizing death. And although I was still generally performing…

I kind of wish Mark would take this picture down or at least hide it from view on the main page. My dad died of cancer when I was 15 and this photo brings up a lot of painful feelings. I dunno, maybe I'm wrong, obviously the family must have released the photo and wanted people to see it.

looks a little like Mozart

*"And cats care even less! They literally just want a cardboard box."*

Yay! Even when my human baby is born, this guy will always be my fur-baby.

dude, I'm 34 weeks pregnant and I haven't made a peep on social media. No one outside of my close family/friends and coworkers knows. And I'm on social media quite a bit. It's just not my style. I do, however, post pictures of my dog a lot, so there's that. I'm weird.

*"I also think that being a good person for a specific end goal (like getting into heaven) rather than doing good for the sake of doing good is not really the way to go either."*

Oh totally. It's a Kegel-wince.

This gif will never stop being funny.

Eh, that's not *exactly* true. The cities tend to be more liberal and open-minded. Eugene is chock-full of hippies. Corvallis is a liberal college town. Bend is full of Whole Foods-shopping, recycling, liberal mountain bikers. But the rest of the state, I believe, is pretty conservative.