Love it!

Love that sketch! But Monty Python did it first:

Wow. And you're an asshole on the Internet.

How did she " violate" his space? She hadn't even sat down yet.

Oh god that was the saddest, most fucked-up story ever. So heartbreaking. Makes me want to believe in heaven so the mom and the little boys are together again :(

Awesome! I don't live in the Seattle area anymore, but I'm a professional musician and I'm so grateful for the awesome musical education and mentoring I received from countless musician/educators in the area. So inspiring and so vital.

There are some damn fine young musicians in the Seattle area. Don't Garfield and Roosevelt have consistently awesome, award-winning orchestras? #SeattleYouthSymphonyRepresent

HANNIBAL! So freakin' excited!

I love you. Almost as much as I love diet soda. Sweet, sweet Diet Pepsi.

This is true. I heard them mention this on the show yesterday. They said Jockey could save 20-30% if they moved their production to a different country. Really unfortunate.

Oh wow. This is incredibly sad and moving. What an incredibly brave girl—it sounds like she's found a way to help educate others through her loss. I'm so sorry for her loss, and for yours.

SEX ON LEGS! Totally agreed. Mikkelsen is a work of art.

So many bright red lips. Maybe I'll rock some red lipstick today. Yeah, I'm still in my jammies. What?

YES! I would buy the shit out of that.

Do you have REI nearby? About once every couple months, they have a "Scratch and Dent" sale, where they sell things like returns, floor models, and damaged merchandise. I got a sweet North Face down coat there once for $20. It keeps me so warm and snuggly. Even here where daytime highs in the winter are commonly in…

Oh bummer! I was hoping we'd brushed past each other in the outlet mall! Yes, it's been gorgeous here. The off-season is the best on the Oregon coast.

Hey! I went to an outlet mall in a beach town, too! Yay! Which coast? I'm out west.

DUDE. My local Costco has Hunter boots for $75. Those are those uber-trendy rain boots that every college girl in my town wears and they usually cost like $120. Costco is the BEST.

YES.

Sorry but Mads Mikkelsen is the sexiest man alive.