Roy Horn Struggles Through "Strained Peas" Before Telling Tigers Fans Something Indecipherable

Oh yeah, he never had an insulting vibe at all. Clearly the person on the other end of the line was a work superior, he wasn't BSing with a friend or anything.

Indeed. Reminds me of probably the best tip I ever got. It was actually a guy who I would later recognize as a reporter on CNN, whose name escapes me at present. He ate alone, and was on his cell the whole time. He ordered by pointing at things on the menu, never interrupting his call. I got him everything and would…

Good on ya. As someone who worked on tips for a bit, I can say that someone bumping up just a couple bucks has a way of turning a bad shift around. It's not so much the money as just the feeling that someone actually appreciated my effort.

Easy, Married to the Mob. NEXT!

In thinking about it, it would be way funnier if he wasn't actually NBW and had no connection with him at all. He just sees fit to passionately and crudely defend a random parody account. Now that's a psychosis!

I hope for @americanwaybro's sake he's no older than 15. Otherwise, yikes.

We've hit bottom already so what's the big deal?

He is well-traveled, apparently.

A sweet epilogue to an amazing playoffs. +1 Barry, keep up the great work.

Congrats on trying to quit, takes a lot of stones just to attempt. The gum should be used with extreme care, as even a slight bit too much will make you very, very sick. The patch is safer in terms of regulating the dosage, so I'd go that way. Good luck.

Wow I really would've thought she'd be hiding on the side of a mountain by now, but I guess you just can't change stupid.

When Tina Yothers found that her dressing room toilet had been upper-decked, she knew it could only be another Gross calling card.

+1

This one took me a minute, but holy shit +1.

You're not wrong Sgt. There are varying opinions on this but there is a rather large contingent of fans that think DRS is ridiculous. As you saw today in Canada, the overtaking was ridiculously easy. It is a gimmick, and a ham-fisted one at that. If you care to, compare today's race to Valencia's in 2 weeks, where you…

I'm thinking this is what will flash before my eyes when I die. Really well done vid.

The bit about his kid liking Kopitar and then getting her own jersey 20 minutes later ($400 retail at Staples Center if I'm not mistaken) was really heartening. I'm really glad he is able to clothe his child in these lean economic times.

I guess I read past all of the "I'm a rich douche who gets to do things you don't" shit, and there was quite a bit of it. I just found myself thinking about myself as a kid realizing things about sports, like Walter Payton wasn't going to play forever and such. Kinda feel like a schmuck for letting manipulative…

Gotta say I'm not a Simmons fan in the slightest but that was a very enjoyable read, thanks for posting that here.