Love the Hawks. Saw my first game in '92. Still went to games when our coach was named after dog food. In absolute ecstasy at seeing another Cup so soon.

Had to.

More, from the Detroit Free-Press, because fuck you

Haven't seen an Eden kick that hard since that very special episode: "Major Nelson and the Back Door".

stop car

I do hope that Duane Blaine is someday able to utilize rail travel from Madrid to possibly Barcelona, even if the weather is inclimate.

+1

a series of animated gifs of a Texan crying on a couch.

"Copycat!"

Ryan could never understand the muted reactions he got whenever he yelled his post-field goal catchphrase:

About a year ago, a kart track opened within walking distance of my house. I was elated and quickly became a regular. The staff got to know me and would tell me what kart was quick that day, so I could go out on my own and shoot for fastest lap of the month (free pizza coupons!). The track is too small to really make…

Glad to see I'm not the only one disagreeing here. Bought a simple AGV open-faced so I wouldn't have to deal with the 3,000 sneezes that came before me in the house helmets.

I'm pretty sure they get run over in the future.

The crash investigators found it difficult to process the scene with all those wares being shoved in their faces.

Cody Holyoke, TMJ's man on the street

Glorious.

I second that, great piece Tom.

Shenanigans happening on stage!

+1

This has had me giggling all day.