For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

Boy, it was definitely FASCINATING and in service of the story to have dull capsule descriptions of every person he ever worked for at Bleacher Report! And I don't know HOW I would follow the story if he hadn't told me all the schools he got accepted into, or the FUCKING CRUCIAL repetition of his page views.

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You shouldn't be surprised. Washington's the only place where a Senator is liked.