Redacted, question answered already thanks.

Was about to say the same. At the sushi joint I worked at I would commonly hear the old "The [whatever] is about to turn, try to recommend it today".

This happened the other day and it might be my proudest moment. I called DirecTV to figure out why my picture was on the fritz, and they have one of those automated menus where you just say everything. I had my phone on speaker, and was going through the prompts. It asked me to say the number on the error message I…

Dude, do you even have Kids??

Canada's often portrayed as a more progressive nation than the U.S.

Pulling for Chelsea, realistically though thinking Bayern 2-1.

He strikes me as someone who has pretty high standards and if he doesn't find a funny vehicle he'll just take time off.

Agreed, the name is just great. It's just great to see the tradition of hyper-educated Brits in comedy is well tended at the moment. One of my favorite bits from Talladega Nights was when he was talking about moving to Europe to develop a currency that dogs and cats could use. Just great oddball shit right there.

I see a lot of similarities with Peter Sellers. Both incredibly quick on their feet and often misunderstood. So yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing Dictator and I think I'll be a fan for years to come.

90% of my PS3 collection is sports games, and NHL 12 is the ol standby for sure.

Just let it happen. I know it hurts, and I'm right there with ya. I recommend bourbon.

Uncalled for personal attack!

Bobby Orr. Nothing like him before and a generation of imitators after.

I hate these cliffhanger stories. Did you get a new burner for the Official Deadspin Smelting Furnace® or not??!?

Metallics 1:9

+1

Yeah, basically most of your resume should cover your profile info. I'd be willing to wager you already have friends who are on it so that should get you started with connections.

The real tragedy began when Karen Carpenter hit "unlike".

LinkedIn is definitely a big deal these days. I'm in IT, and I find I'm getting asked for my LinkedIn profile more than my resume lately. Most people will accept your connection as long as you're not covered in pig's blood in your profile pic (cow's blood? totally cool).

Brilliant. Game, set, match. +1