If I never hear the word “disruptive” every again it will be too soon.

Jia

Hey look, a Roads Scholar!

me

I seem to recall hearing somewhere that koalas are giant assholes and carry syphilis. I could be wrong though...

Thank you. I have found happiness.

lol

I’ve never been in a long term relationship. I’m disease-free, just ugly. Should I sue my parents?

I saw your other post on here about the socks you gave her..

11. If two of your relatives decide to mate noisily on the roof during dinner, either politely ignore them or go up to watch the fun.

I thought my family was one very tall, small-headed man in a trench coat, but it turns out it was a stack of dwarves??? Please advise.

Ok well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

I’m just imagining a sad gorilla with an iPhone. “Wait...so u no girlfriend?”

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

You have no idea. I am hired to ruin the mood at weddings and babyshowers, if you are interested.

Both of these are 1-in-10,000 risks.

Your argument is bad and you should feel bad.