water geysers up from the pipe

He was born Andrew Günsberg. Osher is a name he picked out for himself. I spent some minutes of my life reading his entire tumblr post about it and I have no shame

Isn’t Australia really like what America will be in about about 12 hours time because of the way the earth rotates?

I think you’ll find she’s actually three koalas in a trenchcoat. Because as I said, she is Australian.

I read a very depressing article about why the UN is so against them in Europe and one of their main concerns is that women in abusive relationships will be forced to used them by their abuser. For example trafficked women who become pregnant, give birth out of the hospital system, the pimp drops off the baby and pats…

No mention of Flying Pickets? You need some old school a cappella in your life girl!

I love my implanon deeply, but it can be super variable. I think it’s like the pill in that they all work differently on different people, but I think it feels like a bigger deal because you had a thing stuck in your arm. Also some people issues settle after a few months. I actually know quite a few friends who’ve…

I kept reading all these stories like ‘I though I was a 38C but it turns out I’m a 32F!!!’ - like its always your band is too big and the cup is too small. I did that super complicated fitting routine on reddit and also got fitted in a store - both suggested a similar (but not quite as drastic) thing. Least…

I can’t speak to the complexities of solving the problem but I do know my best friend was sexually assaulted by her year 8 teacher at private school where the girls wore calf length skirts. I know I went to a rural primary school in a very hot climate where we all spent our lunch breaks doing cartwheels and playing…

I obviously don’t know you, but you’re ‘over it’ attitude might actually serve you well. People get so caught up in the day being perfect that it becomes so stressful and so much hard work. Hopefully you can tick off your to do list before and just enjoy the day for the things you wanted to do anyway - being with…

My big sister was a surprise for my 22 year old ma and she always says she’s glad it happened like that - had us two, then started an amazing career that we got to see blossom as we grew up and she loves us the mostest and dang now I’m crying.

I dislike that he said ‘panties’ and is from Australia. No one here calls them panties. No one.

That said, it is a nice set. If I looked like that in those maybe I’d wanna put it all over instagram too.

I think this is the thing that pisses me off the most about this. If you’re gonna throw money around trying to be AVANTGARDE and SPESHUL you’d probably be more interesting just setting fire to $20 bills than this basic bitch first year fashion school headpiece nonsense.

obvi. u should “chillax”.

u mad?????????????

This movie set a new record for the earliest I’ve walked out of a cinema. It probably helped that my tickets were free but good god I was so bored. It was so beautiful but I was all like ‘if I just wanted to look at pictures of bleak majestic landscapes for 2 hours I could go on bloody tumblr’

Me. Got free tickets. Left after 20 mins. The battle scenes at the start weren’t even that good - it was all bloody stop start slow mo which reeks to me of someone who can’t choreograph a battle scene.

I got it done because I freeeeeeaked the fuck out when I realised I was getting my first proper that’s-only-gonna-get-deeper wrinkles on my forehead. Then I realised I could also slightly even out my uneven eyebrows that have always bothered me. I freaking love it. I get a really small amount done and the place I go…

Go get fitted at a running store if possible. They’ll be able to recommend shoes with arch support that also offer other benefits specific to your needs (What kind of running do you do? How long? Budget? Do you want a light or sturdy shoe?) Bonus, you’re usually supporting a a local small business!

Go get fitted at a running store if possible. They’ll be able to recommend shoes with arch support that also offer…

I used to struggle so hard with getting to two miles, but this year I tried giving running a crack again and I’m about to do my first 10k (will probs die, but I given my patchy training I’m impressed that I’ll be able to do it at all). The difference - I’m doing other exercise that complements running that I really…