That is amazing! And you can tell your mom an internet stranger thinks she looks about 43.

THIS ISN’T TRUEEEEE**

THIS^^^ I make wedding invitations and the number of times a bride has come in with the most spectacular foil/die cut/letterpress/hand illustrated suite of stationery off pinterest and gone ‘so how much will this be???’ is er...regularly. Or they look around a store full of all different wedding invites and say ‘so,…

Why? No woman is taking the decision to have this surgery lightly. It’s painful, it’s time consuming and expensive. Also, at a certain point, surgery is the only thing that will fix her. I don’ t know this woman but couldn’t we assume she means ‘fix what I consider to be a damaged physical appearance that is really…

I had to get some medically necessary work done and it also made sense to get some cosmetic work done at the same time. I adore how it turned out but you would not believe the difference in people’s reactions between ‘oh I had to get this fixed’ and ‘yeah I wanted to look better’...and it’s almost like I can’t tell…

Weather has been so dire where I live I haven’t swam in soooo long but your PB has inspired me to hit the pool!

Neverending wardrobe ennui

I’m a tech savvy mellenial and I own a small business that sells greeting cards because I love them that much! I couldn’t care less about Hallmark cards, but there are so many amazing independent designers making cards they’re like mini art prints.

Does anyone find 27 items an oddly small amount for a closet sale? I mean I have 29 items in my ASOS saved list right now. You have Jennifer Aniston’s closet and you could russell up THREE things to donate?

Those cargo pants are giving me life.

TELL IT IMMEDIATELY

Retired ballerina is my go to look for when I want to be comfy but a bit glam! Whenever I want to wear jersey but still look nice, I channel my inner “I used to dance all over the world, but now I have settled in Paris with my artist husband and teach spoilt ex pat’s daughters for a hobby’ vibe.

I would love one, and I love a surprise, but I think this is a time where its worth asking the bride and groom (‘I’d love to hand knit you a beautiful afghan, is that something you’d enjoy having?). Because you juuuuuuuust never know if it’s not quite someones taste and it’s gonna sit in a cupboard forever being…

Party.

Is it arbonne? It’s arbonne isn’t it?

Australia Morning TV is pretty...relaxed. And also pretty dopey (like most commercial morning television). So it’s not deliberately provocative but it’s often quite dumb. This is next level dumb.

No you don’t get it! The joke is that if someone (who probably knows nothing about make up) thinks you LOOK LIKE you’re not wearing make up, and then also deems you to be ‘REALLY PRETTY WITHOUT MAKE UP’ them you win 200 LADY POINTS

Can he bring Novak along?

So true. I lived not in my home country for a few years and there’s a definite but not always entirely easy to define difference between ‘I’m from X but I’m living in Y for a while’ and ‘I’m an expat daaaaaaarling’. Although income certainly has something to do with it. I was actually earning great money, but working…

Marks and Spencers! There was one right near where I lived in London and I lived off their food for a few years. When you get back home and there’s nowhere to get a tasty sandwhich or actually tasty ready meal on the regular its quite devastating. Also they have hilarious food porn ads