Toxic Shock Syndrome is no joke, but you need to first build up enough bacteria to produce toxins to which you can react. If you change out your tampon every eight hours, it will drastically reduce the number of bacteria colonized on it. Which is a good reason to offer MORE free tampons, not fewer.

Mind your own vagina, please.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

SO THIS. For every unaware woman who blithely declares “I’m not a feminist,” the response should be “Why the everloving fuck aren’t you?”

I thought Green Card was the definitive movie on this subject. Or am I old?

THIS! When I first started at my job, I was one of three black people in a majority-white office; once a month, the three of us would go to Biscuitville for lunch, and I jokingly called us the Black Caucus.

“According to Saeed Mamouzini, spokesperson for the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the woman struck back on September 5, murdering Abu Amas.”

Oh Jesus, you don’t know what you’re talking about, go away.

The guy escapes with his masculinity intact and I get free booze/food/whatever? Maybe I’m a terrible feminist (and I try to contribute something on dates I really do) but tbh I am totally fine such an arrangement.

You should hear about the time we had to park next the pavement so that he could get his torch out of the boot!

“You don’t even know if you like this mouth-breather yet!”

You know where else is wild? Fucking Yellowstone. She could have done this in Yellowstone.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

I’ve flipped through both books, and that might not be the most accurate description of him either...

They taste like sweet dirt, though, and they stain everything they touch.

I am a flats-wearer but I specifically like the barefoot look. I also happen to hate those little half-sock foot-condom things that are supposed to give the barefoot look while keeping your flats from becoming stinky like they would when worn with bare feet on the regular. These are the answer— the ultimate holy grail…

I am a flats-wearer but I specifically like the barefoot look. I also happen to hate those little half-sock…

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

This is the dumbest dismissal of a woman’s experience I’ve read in a while.