“As this story went to press...”

Can’t do it. I only have one tit. Thanks, cancer!

Snarky boilerplate contrarianism is the Perpetual Juice Cleanse.

Come on, just between us- not even in your darkest fantasies?

That sounds like a pretty strong style, imho.

I wish I even had a style. I dress like Wednesday Addams as a librarian who goes to Comic Con and moonlights as an art teacher at one of those places were you paint and drink wine. Everything is stripes and plaids and bizarre jewelry and weird scarves.

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

The word lotion has lost all meaning to me now.

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?

lololololol I’d love to hear all about your Elle cover coming up, booboo.

I don’t see the problem. He probably asked for a picture (she does have fans), and she tweeted something nice with it... and, so? I don’t get what’s weird about this.

Nope, he’s still David Schwimmer :(

Mr. Dr. Yoga Nerd MD got really drunk with his friends in like the first month we were dating and texted me something like “I wanna fuck you in high heel black boots”

She is way too fucking good for TBS. Congrats, TBS.

As a one-time linguistics major, grammar peeving seems so silly. So many people seem to immediately react badly to any non-standard or non-literary usage, but I’m like, “What a trivial thing to get upset at.” And why does it impact so badly on so many people when they hear some novel usage — shouldn’t we get excited…

A couple of magazines have this feature for women. It's always 8 bottles of water, a green smoothie for breakfast, 6 almonds and green tea for lunch and a salad with four steamed shrimp no dressing for dinner and then the splurge...one square of dark chocolate for dessert.

If ladies of the antipodes won’t stop making the choice to menstruate, then why should society stop taxing them?