I got an M&S sandwich at Heathrow airport and then cried because after living in the uk for a few years I knew I was going to miss M&S so much. Ok I might have also been sad about moving away from my lovely London life, but it was that damn sandwich that made me cry.

You do need practice, but I did it by deliberately not going too close to the edge, and then slowly learning to work my way really close to the edge without getting skin. Underpainted looks better than overpainted and you don’t have to worry about messing up your nails when you try to clean up the mistakes.

And maybe could still get them in trouble. They have to explain what is on them and then that they encountered a tourist but did not successfully get any money from them

I instagram constantly (for work and personally because I love seeing the stuff my friends and family who live far away psot) and I have no idea either. It’s stooopid, but like facebook there’s a lot of this kind of stooopid on instagram.

I’m so glad you’re still friends, that’s a sort of happy ending!

Also over a century of artificially creating demand by controlling the entire supply chain! So your diamond is only really worth “25 million dollars”

I’m half english so that must be it!

It sounds like something an 11 year old boy would yell at a girl who hasn’t started her period yet.

Have you ever, once, in your life, done something you didn’t want to but you knew it was the right thing to do? And then afterwards you felt good because it was the right thing to do and maybe even enjoyed it? THAT, that there is why you do it. That’s the lesson the kids need to learn.

NOBODY TURNED UP... this isn’t…

Yeah I DO NOT understand these parents. If I (as a kid) had said I didn’t want to go, my mum would’ve sat me down an explained that it was the polite thing to do, and parties are awesome even if its not your BFF because there’ll probably be cake which their nice mum went to the effort of making for you and your…

Borrowing for Monday.

It's a naff but funny and still slightly gritty indie flick I'd pay to see.

Also shitty event? YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOU HAVE TO STAAAAAY. Meet someone cute and want to leave early to...you know NO YOU CAN'T.

"I swear Ansel is the fucking worst and I'm a credible judge of character"

It's a butt cream right? I can't be imagining that? It's a cream you put on your butthole for butthole related problems?

Yeah I always wipe my nails down with acetone before hand and use OPI base coat - I just find the glitter ones in particular quite chippy, which makes me sad because they're so purty!

I think this lady is clearly having fun with her style and enjoying it and giving no fucks (good for her!) but I think this retired art teacher vibe can actually end up being more ageing. Get on with yo bad self if you love patterned socks with open toes but there are million ways to be that comfy that aren't...this.…

Great colours but I think they're a pretty chip prone - although the glitter chipping obviously wouldn't be an issue on a style like this.

And now this dudes feels are giving me feels yay for sweet silly happy stories on a Friday morning.

#kevin4lyf