This is beautiful

Also dis (apologies omg so huge but so purty)

omg *knew ... I promise I don't print invitations with those kind of spelling mistakes.

I had a family member put the little wedding bell shaped sprinkles in there - not as bad as glitter. But the cutest part was they new I worked with invitations, so just in my envelope they put the sprinkles inside a tiny little envelope and wrote 'for professional consideration only' on it.

SOOOO unprofessional. Also leads me to believe she might have been a great designer but not a huge amount of experience with brides?

The bit that I don't understand is her not being informed. If there's an issue with stock when we're making invites, we contact the bride ASAP and give her options. "You can have this doily instead, isn't it lovely? It's practically the same! So you're good with the new doily? Excelllent!"
"If you hate the new doily…

A part of my work is wedding invites and this is so common - it's why we always check with the client "Is that your number of guests or number of invitations" ... So many times we have the brides go 'it's the number of...oh, what, wait...oooooh!'

That is so horrible, but also your printers sound like douches!

This project just seems so poinltess and like high school essay on ~conforming to beauty standards!!1!~

I guess if you're buying pieces from actual Native American designers it's probably way better on BAD HUMAN scale than if you are a white dude who calls yourself a ORIGINAL ARTIST DESIGNER but you're just lifting other peoples work.

I only saw this for the first time a few months ago, and I'm always confusing my friends/colleagues by interrupting their conversations with 'Oh Stewardess, I speak jive!'

Also BRB, chaging my Tinder profile info

Ah, but of course.

You sound mad? They're not that bad though? It's just how we talk? It's also a good tip for successfully imitating aussies?

Team Meeeting:
"What this skirt needs is...something else. Our customers don't want just a straight up functional midi skirt"
"How bout a seam that cuts just under your lowest fat roll"
"GENIUS"

I'm interested in hearing more about the possibility of being 'almost entirely a woman'. Details plz.

Food, Selfies, 'Oh hey look at this cool place I'm at-iee' (essentially as wank as a selfie but I'm not in the photo, random stuff that one or two of my friends will find amusing (like the sign out the front os my dry cleaners that says 'Thanks for Wearing Clothes!'

Maybe the fact that he put's his finger on ladies 17 years younger than him?

I think prep works best in small touches. I think it also works well in warm places when you're trying to look dressed up. It's kinda hard to look well presented when it's too hot for long pants.

SMEAR AND SCHMEAR IS GENIUS