"I sincerely apologize for my error in judgement during yesterday's broadcast. I was trying to imply that Josh Lewin can be solicited for rough, sexual intercourse for as little as a penny by anyone, including his family members. My comments have nothing to do with anti-Semitism, and were only meant to remind our…

Why did Kanye let her finish?

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

Once climate change starts affecting food supply on a severe level, this will be coming to a country near you!

yeah... Got to agree with everyone else. If you're going to make a joke right after someone dies at least make sure your pun is rock solid.

Los Angeles Angels.

BURN THE WITCH!!!

Seriously. It is SAUCE SAUCE. Why? Why they do this?

Not only because it doesn't make sense linguistically. But also, salsa? Really?

Needs some marinara to even have a fighting chance.

EWWW. Fried mozzarella goes with two things only. Really good marinara sauce (when out to a nice dinner) or really shitty ranch (when at a bar with the munchies). Seriously what kind of sick fucks eat it with salsa? I say we kill them with fire. They're obviously aliens bent on total domination. Just saying.

crunch patties! with flavor sauce!

sauce sauce. salsa salsa.

That's the weirdest part as far as I'm concerned.

It's like ketchup condiment.

I know right? Bwahahaa!

To save money, the team has decided to end each season in September.

Fucking Christ. Given the stakes for the parties involved, you think it would be Shaw reaching for the fifth.

I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.