If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

They may have had a hard time with the tarp in Chicago, but it still went more smoothly than the cover up in St. Louis.

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

I would call them clowns, but if they were they might actually be able to figure this one out.

This is just another example of Golf's bias against brown people.

Tony Randazzo can be emotional at times, whereas Ayn Randazzo always acts objectively.

Hard to believe his shoe came off so easily when soccer players are supposed to be thoroughly experienced at tying.

I thought all the war machines were in Missouri this week.

Young, dumb and full of rum.

These aren't the nerds you're looking for.

Uhhhhh.... I think you have that backwards my friend. I for one would rather see strategy and defensive baseball than some old bloated free-swinging slugger who can't play defense get 4 to 5 ABs a night.

Ribeyes, Helicopter Rides and Booze

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

They're in Texas and they had to go to a chain steak house?

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! GET IN THE TINY CAR!

Great review, but I'm confused as to why you'd use a stock image of the Ferguson Police Department for it.

Yeah, but how else will they keep people from Old Mexico out?

If a linebacker or d-lineman is punching you in the fucking face, it's still the same end result. Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

"Tell me how the heck having a college degree makes a junior patrol officer a better officer?"

Well, for one, it probably makes it somewhat less likely that said junior patrol officer is a gun nut with an IQ of 90 who's never interacted socially with anyone who isn't a redneck and thus treats every black person with…

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