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I just wish someone would address the dearth of ethics in a chicken omelette.

The finish smacks more of constipated Mothra.

I have know idea what's going here, but I love it. Whatever it is, it's universal.

That's what you get when you elect a socialist to the city council.

Regardless of whatever Snyder decides to do with the team name, he should grow a mustache to hide that lip sweat before his next televised denial stage of grief.

Gushed like a man that's finally, blessedly had the buck passed upstairs.

How about changing it to the Carobs- the tasty chocolate substitute made popular in the '70s is older than Gilgamesh and native to arid, Muslim lands. Carob's pretty cool.

Street justice applicable- just say when and where. #enough

How do I explain this article to my ten year old?!

Seems like the right college for an engineering degree.

Some proud garb of the well adjusted individual.

Great point- "Let's Go Royals, Here We Go!"

When you wear Dementor, you won't make the Red Carpet Round-Up. Think about that next year, Lorde.

Heh, I do like Dungeness crab...now spin the impending global wars over access to drinking water.

May I have shuffled off this mortal coil before water riots and insect protein become the norm.

Oooh good one!

Salsa sauce.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

Bob McDonnell on Rick Perry's VP short list for 2016 Oval Office bid.