Or just one. womp-wommmp

Old, drunk and clumsy's no way to navigate the Twitterverse, son.

Plenty of other LEOs there not threatening lethal force. Officer Kyerself should think about a new line of work if he can't take the pressure.

This lack of empathy is exactly why we broke from the commonwealth.

When their fathers show them how.

Ask him to Kinja with us.

The police don't need protection from armor piercing weaponry, because the NRA and the gun manufacturers have stopped advocating against background checks, high capacity magazines, and the unfettered right to as many automatic weapons as the founders intended us to have.

Sure, but it's a really unfortunate Easter egg because it's buried down an innocuous thread. Thanks for trying, though- take care

I guess...sorry, everyone else.

But you're leaving it up? If you're interested in removing that metaphorical used toilet paper from our collective shoe, there is a "dismiss" option in the pull down triangle menu above your "reply" button. Feel free to practice on my reply- adults everywhere will thank you. Cheers

Do you know how to dismiss comments? Because you've got some gory barnacles hanging on your posts.

Try to stay calm as you ponder your next move.

Call out your louder peers on their casual racism, and gingerly redirect the elders who may still leave something for you in their will.

If I had a nickel for every time we said "You'll smoke a turd in hell for that!" after that movie came out...

Social commentary or Al Capone joke- you decide!

Is there a pig in that sty somewhere too? jesus

Starts out cute enough until you realize the left one is lickin' the right one's shelele for the entirety of the second half.

Attaboy, Rusty!

Never retard merch sales with comtroversial opinions.

That'll sell some jerseys.