HUNTER PENCE STARTED A NICKELBACK FANZINE

Now he's finally cool.

Thanks for the heads up- I'll make sure my 10 year old is elsewhere.

I swore to take them all to the grave, regardless of the burdensome suffering endured and despite the countless lives destroyed because of it.

Sad to see "the wave" still thriving on another continent.

...sure it wasn't...

d'oh!

You forgot "orphan" and "diseased".

That sucks, condolences. If you don't have a good relationship with your daughter, I'm sorry- may it improve, because the fact stands that elder care usually falls to the daughters. If you do currently have a good relationship with your daughter, then I pray you forgive her for her failed marriage and your lost money,…

Wow. You know statistically, she's more likely than those sons to change your diaper when you're on death's door, right?

Never to early to practice the combover, sadly.

Hey let's not get all olive branchy there, Red Sox front office. Let's deal with the Gaza Strip thing before you try to settle the Route 1 conflict. Baby steps.

"Fucking shoemakers, the lot of 'em." - Jamie Oliver

What's your point.

He's going to have a real moral quandary if I ever get my gay dog fighting league off the ground.

Before I invest 34 minutes of my dwindling life into viewing your well intentioned content, which pugilist should I be rooting for?

Corn grilled in the husk is just steamed corn. And then when you shuck it, you get burnt husk bits all over it. Not good. Better to clean it up nice first, season it, then properly caramelize it with a little char flavor. No over handling at the end, scrabbling at the silk now glued to the rows, mangling the…

Attention whores dilute the gene pool.

I'm not looking at the rest of the comments before I say so: I never gave a shit about Jeter til now, I love baseball- that was a touching mid-season curtain call. God bless us, every one. [wipes tiny, unexpected drunken tear]

Donuts and tequila shots do not a weaponized cooler require.