"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" said former Vice President Dan Quayle upon visiting in 1991. He might be disappointed to see what happened to America's 51st state after 82 people were shot there this weekend.

GOP: Party of the conditional free market.

It's going to be difficult for Mike the Stoner to parlay this incident into a Joe the Plumber type deal, even though he seems 10 times as lucid while possibly high, and on the right side of history.

Great synergy here.

Florigia or Georida...really works either way. What other states should we be inventing- or rather, officially naming?

No Ragrets.

Then you're gonna be happy for the rest of your life...

...you don't have access to the internet? Seems weird, 'cause we're...well...hmm [scratches head]

The competition's not named Burger President, is it.

Inside every human being on the planet there's a good American just waiting to get out.

Dude's a credit to spirituality- probably would've put up with secularists like me. Buy you a round on the other side- if.

Dude. Double Rainbow Kush. Sweet.

Did he deflect that shot that bounced off the right post with his face?

vini vidi clicky, sucker

Bear: you didn't come to hunt, didja.

It really did seem like it was unintentional. The readjustments that we all should consciously make are important and can be humorous. Cheers.

But the vile rhetoric, and actual documented violence, has been executed by the intolerant. There are zipzerozilch gays oppressing, in any way, us straights. Those people, whom for tradition's sake alone, stand against that which cannot be controlled, homosexuality, are not the victims here, regardless of any claims…

tl;dr- you're forgiven, never too late to do the right thing

Assuming you're not trolling, I commend you on your stance of tolerance and you sound like a smart person in general. However, there is no longer a need for a discourse on the subject of morality, as it pertains to the subject at hand. The verdict is in, has been in, is more in with every state and federal judicial…

Wouldn't be amazing to share the joke with the world, instead of hoarding it like an outtake from Dead Poets Society?