And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

"I saw a deaf, dumb and blind kid playing pinball this morning. It reminded me of that song by The Who, 'Magic Bus'."

It just implies a very casual and indifferent outlook on a very bad and serious situation. Like he's saying, "Oh haha who cares? it's all fun and games, lets just toss around a football", when there are riots and someone was killed.

Here we go again with the labral media bias.

Wow, some row-back on kinja. Bathwater already gone but baby located.

Please provide your statistics. I pulled the FBI crime statistics from 2011 that show that whites are charged for 69.2% of crimes whereas African-Americans are charged with 28.4%.

Iron your khakis.

David Simon, the creator of The Wire, often talks about how there are really two Americas—one economically viable and mostly white, the other economically hopeless and mostly black. In my experience, no place embodies this division more than St. Louis, where I've lived the past few years. You can drive north from a…

Oh wow, you are being serious.

Alright, alright, alright.

This is worse than the decapitation gif.

Is it as weird and gross as seizing the opportunity to make a big deal out of your idiosyncratic views regarding online decorum? The practice of saying nice things about the recently deceased predates the internet by a few years.

I think you meant raped by narwhal, but close enough.

Hunter Pence recommends Family Guy clips in the comment section on Gawker Media sites.

"I'll take 'Things Heard On Calvary Hill' for $200, Alex."

Don't praise the machine.

Whatever you're smoking, cut it in half. Then cut it in half again.

We encourage you to expand upon this research and get licking.

Poulson thanks the Prune Packers for helping improve his pitching control and putting him on the map. Though he once struggled with inconsistency, he has recently become extremely regular.

I wasn't aware that Sigourney Weaver was such a big Tigers fan