GOD DAMN YOU MARCEL!!!

@AngryBrazilFan69: "@Marcello I'm gonna make you swim with the fish"

Then you're a dangerous fuckin' idiot, and should be struck from the gene pool.

Team Purina has every right to be outraged.

If the right would just apologize and shut up, we could all move forward peaceably together.

It's boiled down to this.

A new survey from the Pew Research Center reveals that political polarization in the United States has reached a dangerous extreme.

The Earth is near the floor of a universal tavern. As the Celestials eat peanuts, they brush the shells off the bar and they fall by our planet every now and then.

NOW do you see what gay marriage is doing to 'Merica

"Not as much as the NRA or their clients patrons, the firearms industry."

Can't wait for all the trolls to come on and say Sterling's crazy, but the NBA DEF takes away right to privacy and right to free speech. Check it:

Are we sure he's not confusing the NBA with the NSA?

Sterling is flexible on a number of points in this lawsuit but will not waver in his demand that he be given 'a nice bowl of chocolate ice cream' just before bedtime.

"a band of hypocrites and bullies," and "despicable monsters."

"Is the bat supposed to be a dick?"

Just like the rap game.

The existence of the nose makes this unlikely.

*Wants to punch is SOOO badly*

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you the most highly evolved man on the planet.

I would suspend this dude for a very, very long time if I were in the MLB front offices.