Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

He needs to focus his anger on the real enemy here: Barack Obama.

Considering he is old, fat, and not the brightest, I think my money is on the kid in the wheelchair.

Game, set, retch.

The best thing to do when a bear tries to eat your face is to lay down on your stomach and let it eat the back of your skull.

If you're ever wondering what a Montessori assignment looks like, this post is a great example.

Cats are wild animals that do not belong in people's homes. Nasty, dirty, unpredictable creatures.

I'm visualizing this woman as she posts these.

Good point Ms. Campbell. The democrats or as I like to call em the Democats because they are just some Washington fat cats (no offence to fat people) havent brought a lunch pail to a hard days work in multiple generations kind of like there the Browns starting QBs.

To be fair, the jockey for Tonalist was one of those 5 guys released by Obama last week.

We can whine about two things at once.

how many entendres is that?

He's a tool, but Darren Rovell had a pretty enlightening article about the value of horses based on them being Triple Crown winners. I have no idea if it was a press release but it was pretty interesting. Based on the article, it seems like California Chrome's best chance at value came with winning the Belmont and…

Where I'm from it does.

It's a fair point, although I think there are better times to bring it up.

Coburn makes a great point about how unfair it is that some participants in the Belmont don't run the first two Triple Crown races. I was just talking to a friend about how fair the rest of horse racing is to the horses.

Horse-gait

I think Billy Joel was washed up years ago

How sad that so few, in this modern and industrialised age, know where pianos come from. If not kept in captivity, grand pianos return to the ocean, musical leviathans of the deep that they are, and spawn in the deep ocean trenches. In the lightless black abyss, black and white notes mingle in the waters, released…

Wait til the neocons start comparing Berra to Bowe Bergdahl. THEN you'll see a meme go off the rails.