Josh Donaldson is a racist.

Players stumbles, falls, trying to avoid tag. Embarrassed. Must blame someone else. Pitcher (who won't have to face opposing pitcher) hits the fielder during his next AB, because sure, why the hell not?

A lot of them were. A lot of them did great, selfless, heroic things. And a lot of them were asshole, racist, jerks. Basically they were like we are today.

As a white male who was born and raised in NH and has spent the past 10 years living in NYC, it is indeed quite fascinating. I shouldn't dismiss them like that, but my god they're not doing themselves many favors with their attitudes towards others.

[Gets measles]

That was so hot.

Apropos of nothing: Bitches, leave.

"Pitches leave!"

"I'd buy that for ten dollars!"

A score-nucopia?

A goalash?

A smoregoalsbord???

I don't care what they say- when you get a WSJ hedcut, you've made it to bigs. Metal 'til you die.

A fly-in birdie. Score that as a deuce on a par 3.

As an outsider who knows nothing about basketball this whole thing is hilarious. I'm hoping that Rob Ford gets involved somehow.

Kabaragoyafuckedupkid

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

I was in a two person kayak down in Turks & Caicos with my wife for about 27 seconds before I turned to her and asked her politely to get the fuck out.

Wouldn't that be something- if there was less divorce amongst Hawaiians because of outriggers.

when they say "the great state of west Virginia" at political conventions.. nobody really thinks it's that great.