A fly-in birdie. Score that as a deuce on a par 3.

As an outsider who knows nothing about basketball this whole thing is hilarious. I'm hoping that Rob Ford gets involved somehow.

Kabaragoyafuckedupkid

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

I was in a two person kayak down in Turks & Caicos with my wife for about 27 seconds before I turned to her and asked her politely to get the fuck out.

Wouldn't that be something- if there was less divorce amongst Hawaiians because of outriggers.

when they say "the great state of west Virginia" at political conventions.. nobody really thinks it's that great.

There's a reason why residents of Kauai, Hawaii refer to two-person kayaks as "divorce canoes"

He's correct about the traveling together bit- totally revealing. Paddling a two person canoe is a cheaper way to stress test a budding romance, though.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

You would expect a high shot from a team managed by Rob Ford.

The American Dairy Association is starting to regret hiring Darren Aronofsky to run their new ad campaign.

now I'll never be able to walk past the dairy section without getting an erection :(

If those are the best photos, I'd hate to see the wurst.

Looks like he's gotten a little pail in the offseason.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

"The same people who historically tell you that there were racial lynchings were the same people who lynched this guy! Metaphorically."

Leave cows out of this.

Hemingway destroyed chumps in six words.

He's certainly not the John, Paul or George of the rap game, said the guy who can't believe he's weighing in.