Good luck topping the Bakersfield condor.

Okay, okay. I have a great joke. The cat is going to throw the pitch with his PAUSE!

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

I mean, is he sure he took them?

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It doesn't look like this guy submitted the proper handicap.

The lack of porn in the study definitely explains all the blue balls.

95% of my internet usage is "Search". I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

They must not be very prominent Republicans, because those guys tend to dodge drafts.

that cat was as stoic as beyonce in an elevator

This is the first time a cat has ever done anything selfless, hence it's news.

Tensed situation.

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

Martha has made more baskets than all these dudes combined.

You're not wrong. I was really trying to find a way to not sound obnoxious. At least I left out the "actually"...

Ceci n'est pas une poste.

Almost rhymes with orange?

Yeah I'd say it's about time we say Solange to this joke

But we need portrait mode!