I'm seeing Griffin groin push Ibaka first, followed by what looks like Perkins? inadvertently pushing Ibaka's right arm, fist first, into Griffin's junk. There may have been a little mustard on it, but Griffin struck first.

I liked the first one better.

Now THAT is how you troll idiots.

The woman was later charged with possession.

He's lucky. There's no way he would've gotten away with going into the stands in Detroit because they don't have a professional soccer team.

Every moral compass needs a lodestone, a magnetic south if you will, that allows us to confidently stride in the opposite direction. The New York Post is such a thing.

Vin: "Hi, everybody, and a very pleasant good evening to you, wherever you may be."

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

Rightness is far more important than eloquence.

Not the most eloquent of responses, but hits at the heart of the matter. Also, his audience is likely the people that need to hear this.

you went to deadspin and expected to not find jokes? Do you go to The Onion for your serious news?

I agree, this reminds me of the semi-comprehensible, profanity-laced facebook posts my Alabama frat boy cousin posts. I'm 80% sure this is a guy, but it is also possible that it's a woman parroting that style. I'm a lady who likes sex with a lot of slattern friends, and this is not how we would talk about sex.

Having taught and brought up teenagers, it honestly looks to me more like a really angry boy wrote this.

Murray Hill is the worst neighborhood in Manhattan.

Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.

I hate you. I can't stop hearing, "Puttin on the ritz." I also can't stop laughing...

There's a certain theatrical quality, blended with an air of entitlement and unchecked power, due to just as many vicious circles of violence regardless of political climate- that seems familiar...

deadspin: where all of your rhetorical questions are answered!

THIS is why you avoid Bourbon Street like the plague and kick it on Magazine or Frenchmen St.

I was employee of the month at the Star Trek themed sex chat line where I work.