Or pets. Or a biological impulse to either be given into or consciously ignored. Or accidents, happy or otherwise. Or both our salvation and our downfall. Or your safety net...but never count on it, just in case. Just like us, forever... and ever... and ever ..and ever...

The lack of porn in the study definitely explains all the blue balls.

95% of my internet usage is "Search". I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

They must not be very prominent Republicans, because those guys tend to dodge drafts.

that cat was as stoic as beyonce in an elevator

This is the first time a cat has ever done anything selfless, hence it's news.

China is building infrastructure for itself and its interests, often with cheaper imported Chinese laborers while locals are locked out. China is doing a resource grab, not philanthropy.

3 bright mice, 3 bright mice,

Tensed situation.

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

must be nice to have rich parents...

Ah, fuck this guy. If everyone in the world could afford to do this, and went ahead and did so, the world would be only more polluted. The money he spent could have gone to the children direct.

I think the expense of traveling is the biggest obstacle. How did he even get the funds to do this? Im sure alot of people would if they could.

Martha has made more baskets than all these dudes combined.

You're not wrong. I was really trying to find a way to not sound obnoxious. At least I left out the "actually"...

Ceci n'est pas une poste.

Almost rhymes with orange?

Yeah I'd say it's about time we say Solange to this joke

But we need portrait mode!