that cat was as stoic as beyonce in an elevator

This is the first time a cat has ever done anything selfless, hence it's news.

Tensed situation.

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

Martha has made more baskets than all these dudes combined.

You're not wrong. I was really trying to find a way to not sound obnoxious. At least I left out the "actually"...

Ceci n'est pas une poste.

Almost rhymes with orange?

Yeah I'd say it's about time we say Solange to this joke

But we need portrait mode!

I'm seeing Griffin groin push Ibaka first, followed by what looks like Perkins? inadvertently pushing Ibaka's right arm, fist first, into Griffin's junk. There may have been a little mustard on it, but Griffin struck first.

I liked the first one better.

Now THAT is how you troll idiots.

The woman was later charged with possession.

He's lucky. There's no way he would've gotten away with going into the stands in Detroit because they don't have a professional soccer team.

Every moral compass needs a lodestone, a magnetic south if you will, that allows us to confidently stride in the opposite direction. The New York Post is such a thing.

Vin: "Hi, everybody, and a very pleasant good evening to you, wherever you may be."

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

Rightness is far more important than eloquence.