you went to deadspin and expected to not find jokes? Do you go to The Onion for your serious news?

I agree, this reminds me of the semi-comprehensible, profanity-laced facebook posts my Alabama frat boy cousin posts. I'm 80% sure this is a guy, but it is also possible that it's a woman parroting that style. I'm a lady who likes sex with a lot of slattern friends, and this is not how we would talk about sex.

Having taught and brought up teenagers, it honestly looks to me more like a really angry boy wrote this.

Murray Hill is the worst neighborhood in Manhattan.

Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.

I hate you. I can't stop hearing, "Puttin on the ritz." I also can't stop laughing...

There's a certain theatrical quality, blended with an air of entitlement and unchecked power, due to just as many vicious circles of violence regardless of political climate- that seems familiar...

deadspin: where all of your rhetorical questions are answered!

THIS is why you avoid Bourbon Street like the plague and kick it on Magazine or Frenchmen St.

I'm not usually one for this sort of quibble but "White Genocide Project" makes them sound pro, not con. That's some sloppy hatin', fellas.

I was employee of the month at the Star Trek themed sex chat line where I work.

will avoid the bathrooms then.

Fine, but I'm keeping your bong.

Permission to get off your lawn first?

Take a shower, cut your hair, and get a real job.

Ah come on dude- here, take a hit...

This is why I hate stoners.

Wulp, if you need a pee break in a 6 second video...then...

I keep looking for the pause buttons on Vines. Am I old?

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